Bad Santa

One night Santa was giving presents and he came to a woman's house. He went down the chimney and put the presents under the tree. He then saw the woman on the couch she said, "Hey Santa, can you stay a little while?" He said: "Ho ho ho, gotta go, got presents to deliver!" He started to walk to the chimney and turned around, she was in her bra and panties. She said: "Hey Santa, can you stay for a while?" He said: "Ho ho ho, gotta go got presents to deliver!" He started to go up the chimney then he came back down - she was naked. She said: "Hey Santa, can you stay for a while?" He said: "hey hey hey, gotta stay, cant get up the chimney with my d*ck this way!"